So here we are, the first post on what will one day be the greatest blog in human history. I say this knowing that dolphins will eventually gain the ability to blog and probably come up with some pretty awesome shit. Maybe it's all about eating herring but I'll be damned if it won't be the best website about it you will ever see. So whatever, until that point in time this is as good as it's going to get, guaranteed.
You might be asking yourself, "I wonder what this blog is going to be about? Who are these mysterious brothers of rebellion and what do they bring to the table?"
Do you like music? Of course you do, you're not a robot made of ones and zeros walking around; trying to put your mechanical seed into any unsuspecting woman you come across, right? Because those assholes hate music big time. You know who else hates it? That guy that cut in front of you at the ice cream parlor and took the last two scoops of birthday cake ice cream. Yeah, that motherfucker.
What about movies? Who doesn't love to sit back, relax, and put on some pornography for hours on end? You don't think porn classifies as cinema? You've obviously never seen Ass Doctor II: The Doctor Is In......Your Ass.
How about video games? Nothing is better than having some dudes who are barely competent enough to feed themselves telling you what to play and what you should avoid!
Books? I have a library card, I swear to god, and so does Checker, cards that we actually use. Granted, I've read one entire book from start to finish since I got it, but it was like over 500 pages, which my parents found impressive. What's even more impressive is that I can do fifty pushups without stopping. Seriously.
At the end of the day, we are going to blog about what we like; plain and simple. Our tastes are ever-changing and eclectic, and we promise it will only be boring 30% of the time. The rest will be (hopefully) entertaining and original thoughts about products and media on the fringe of creativity.
Join the brotherhood (ladies included) and let's get this show on the road!
You might be asking yourself, "I wonder what this blog is going to be about? Who are these mysterious brothers of rebellion and what do they bring to the table?"
Do you like music? Of course you do, you're not a robot made of ones and zeros walking around; trying to put your mechanical seed into any unsuspecting woman you come across, right? Because those assholes hate music big time. You know who else hates it? That guy that cut in front of you at the ice cream parlor and took the last two scoops of birthday cake ice cream. Yeah, that motherfucker.
What about movies? Who doesn't love to sit back, relax, and put on some pornography for hours on end? You don't think porn classifies as cinema? You've obviously never seen Ass Doctor II: The Doctor Is In......Your Ass.
How about video games? Nothing is better than having some dudes who are barely competent enough to feed themselves telling you what to play and what you should avoid!
Books? I have a library card, I swear to god, and so does Checker, cards that we actually use. Granted, I've read one entire book from start to finish since I got it, but it was like over 500 pages, which my parents found impressive. What's even more impressive is that I can do fifty pushups without stopping. Seriously.
At the end of the day, we are going to blog about what we like; plain and simple. Our tastes are ever-changing and eclectic, and we promise it will only be boring 30% of the time. The rest will be (hopefully) entertaining and original thoughts about products and media on the fringe of creativity.
Join the brotherhood (ladies included) and let's get this show on the road!
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